“You keep using that example. I do not think it means in what you think it means.”

(Alternatively, per Mencken, “[T]here is always a well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong.”1)

Prompted by a couple of recent letters to the editor in the Washington Post, referring to Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics:

Asimov’s three laws of robotics are:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Asimov recognized and dealt with the challenges and dangers of AI that others are just now becoming aware of.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/10/13/brooks-robinson-orioles-mlb-speaker-day-game/
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(RWC 001) The “Speed Rucker”: The Odd-Duck Platypus of Speedy Rucks?

Because it’s kinda weird and a mishmash, not because of the venomous heel spikes.

So, I’m not planning on adding a bunch of pictures here eh fuckit there’ll be some pictures, because this AAR has taken way too long to finish already, because the Speed Rucker doesn’t seem to be available anymore, and because I’ve already got several in-depth ruck posts in the queue. That out of the way –

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(RWC 001) How Complicated IS It to Just “Run With a Rucksack”? ‘RATHER’, It Would Seem

Wherein I go on and on about the formats of the Star Courses and Rucking World Championships, talk about how they’re the same, how they’re different, what I like or don’t like or simply prefer about each compared to the other, and – unless you’re super into that sort of thing – come off as a cross between Abe Simpson

and Jeff Albertson.

Only, like, for ultramarathon rucks, instead of children’s cartoons?
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(RWC 001) Dub Tee Eff, GORUCK Marketing. I Mean Seriously, Just… I Have No Wo-… jk, Actually, It Turns Out I Have SO MANY WORDS For This:

Just to be clear, the event itself was awesome, as’ve been all the GORUCK events I’ve done. (I’ve done somewhere between the median and the mean, I’d guesstimate.) Lots of fun, very nicely organized (even the parts that we initially thought were a bit iffy turned out to be actually quite solid) and a great – and tough – field. And, despite our occasional quibbles with particular pieces of gear, GORUCK makes very nice stuff – there’s a reason everyone in the family has a ton of it, from OG discontinued stuff like the Man Tie up to the latest pants and rucks.

I’ve also gotta give a special, specific shout-out to Cadre Mocha Mike – from chatting with him afterwards about differences between the Star Courses and the RWC, and the various considerations taken into account when planning the event, to how he went above and beyond the week afterwards, it was all a top-shelf class act, just amazing. (Seriously – he spent the weekend doing the event, then spent his birthday with his family, whom he hadn’t seen in a long time, and the very next day he’s reaching out to all the participants with the spreadsheet of official finishing times and all of the photos and videos he took.)

That said, the handling of this event by HQ – specifically whomever’s responsible for social media, publicity / promotion, and general coverage – was abysmal. Correction, would have been abysmal, if it – the handling of it – had in fact existed at all, in any form whatsoever.

BLUF
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Cracking the Whip of the Long Tail

So, let’s take a sample of 100 million individuals, and assume that they’re all normally distributed along… whatever imaginary one-dimensional variable you want to… imagine.

Some definitions of the variables and functions I’ll be using:

Mean: μ

Standard Deviation: σ

Cumulative Distribution Function: F \left( x \right) = \Phi \left( \frac{x - \mu}{\sigma} \right) = \frac{1}{2} \left[ 1 + \textrm{erf} \left( \frac{x - \mu}{\sigma \sqrt 2} \right) \right]

Thus, we’d expect 68,268,949 (rounding down whenever I give an integer derived from a percentage times a population) within 1 standard deviation (plus or minus), 27,181,024 to be between 1 and 2 standard deviations, 4,280,046 to be between 2 and 3, 263,645 between 3 and 4, and 6,276 between 4 and 5.

This leaves roughly 57 individuals farther than 5 standard deviations away from the mean or, looking at just the top end, 28 individuals more than 5 standard deviations above the mean. (Why 5? Because first, 5 is half of 10, and second, 28 individuals is a nice manageable number. Remember, this entire exercise is a very crude, back-of-the-envelope thought experiment.)

Let’s say that these 28 plus-five-plus sigma individuals are our ‘world class’ performers.

Now, let’s suppose that there’s a population of, why not, 5,000,000 individuals, the mean of which is just 5% of a standard deviation higher than that of the base population. Same standard deviation, so that the number of individuals from this population that exceed the +5+ threshold (as determined by the population as a whole [and yes, I realize a more rigorous model would ‘break out’ that overall 100 million into the various populations being supposed, i.e. that either adding in this 5 million or saying that 5 of those 100 millions is now like this would change the statistics of the overall / original 100 million but again this is an incredibly rough lunch-hour calculation here]) would be given by:

F' \left( \mu +5 \sigma \right) = \Phi \left( \frac{5 \sigma + \mu -  \left( \mu + 0.02 \sigma \right)}{\sigma} \right) =\Phi \left( \frac{5 \sigma - 0.02 \sigma}{\sigma} \right)=\Phi \left( 4.98 \right)

– which, out of 5 million, is almost 2. About 1.85, so, yeah, that population would be a little bit over-represented among the ‘world class’ ranks. (I.e., instead of an expected 1.43, you’d see 1.86. Which, even though it’s a difference of less than a person, is almost a 30% increase over what you’d see were it not for that +5% in the mean for the smaller population.

What about a larger-than-normal standard deviation? Again, let’s say that it’s a +5% difference, i.e., that the 5 million strong population has a standard deviation 5% larger than the 100 million population. In this case, the number above the +5+ would be given by:

F' \left( \mu +5 \left( \frac{1}{1.05} \right) \sigma \right) = \Phi \left( \frac{5}{1.05} \right)

Out of a population again of 5 million people, that gives 4, almost 5 (~4.79) individuals at the ‘world class’ level. In other words, there’s now a 234% over-representation of the smaller population at the uppermost levels. (Note: ‘over-representation’ is used here w.r.t. each individual’s value for the hypothetical variable being IID.)

What does this mean? Practically, nothing – this is a thought experiment that’s a simplified-ab-adsurdum version of an already unrealistic one-variable ‘model’ of something that’s known to be incredibly complex and interconnected (i.e., anything to do with people. Sure, the idea’s applicable to anything with a normal distribution, but an idle passage related to people read while shelving books is what prompted this thought.)

But, since it’s gotta mean something, ‘cuz otherwise I wasted my lunch hour, here are a couple of takeaways:

  1. Small differences in average (mean) values for a group compared to the larger population can be magnified at the upper and lower extremes (tails) in terms of over/under-representation of members of that group.
  2. Small differences in variance (standard deviation; I know that variance has a technical meaning but I’m looking for the closest plain-English equivalent to ‘standard deviation’) for a group (… compared to the larger population) can be greatly magnified at the upper and lower extremes (…).

 

The Apposite of an Allusion

While reading Disrupted, by Dan Lyons, something started to jar on the eye – apart from the weirdly specific Scientology jokes, which were explained when, in the latter pages of the book, he mentioned reading Lawrence Wright’s Going Clear during the period covered by the book. Specifically, I kept running into what I’ll call “the apposite of an allusion” (Roll credits…), i.e., an allusion that is immediately followed by a capsule summary of whatever was being alluded to.

E.g., “I feel like Dorothy.” becomes, “I feel like Dorothy, the little girl in The Wizard of Oz who is transported to a strange land called Oz.”

Going through the book after I’d finished it, I pulled out all the passages that seemed relevant to my little five-minute-wordplay of a title (all page numbers refer to the hardcover edition).

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